10 Top Hatchie Wules
From Encyclopedia Draconica
Written and as told by Eren Padar
10 TOP HATCHIE WULES
by Eren Padar, Hatchie Nutcase
Is twue stowy....
1. Always bites gwiefers on da hiney butt
2. Neber, eber do what a dwagon says. Unless it pwetty big and you scared.
3. Always accept a cookie. It is polite and if you don't... YOU NUTS!
4. Always bwushes you teefs. And you fangs. And you claws.
5. Chase wabbits. Eben if you don't eats 'em it still good exercise.
6. Neber pee in da pool (unless you just can't helps it).
7. Wear pirate clothses eber chance you gets.
8. Wemember 17 is bigger dan 600, 5 + 2 = 52, and elebenty is biggest number dere is.
9. Thoccer is like da best game EBER!
.... an last but not least...
10. FORGETS DA WULES! WE HATCHIES!
